Monday, November 13, 2006

Because Ruixian Said I was an Adult

From Ruixian's site.

[ ] I know how to make a pot of coffee (pour powder and hot water right)
[x] I can do my own laundry (wash new underwear)
[x] I can cook for myself
[ ] I do my chores after being told once
[ ] I always do my homework/work
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[ ] I think politics are exciting
[ ] My parents & grandparents have better things to say than my peers

total: 3

[ ] I show up for school/work every day unless I'm sick
[x] I always carry a pen/pencil in my pocket/purse
[ ] I've never gotten a ticket
[x] I watch talk shows and point out the incredibility of it all (who does??)
[x] I know what incredibility means without looking it up
[ ] I drink black coffee

total: 3

[x] I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes
[x] I can count in more than one language
[x] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
[ ] I mow the lawn
[ ] I wash my car
[x] I can make adults laugh..without being stupid
[ ] I remember to water my plants
[x] I study when I have to
[x] I pay attention at school/work
[ ] I remember to feed my pets.
[x] I'm generally organized
[x]I know the meaning of capital punishment

total: 6

[x] I can spell experience without looking it up
[x] I clean up my own messes
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee
[x] I can go to the store with out getting something I don't need
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said (usually)
[ ] I listen to my elders
[x] I understand the fact that the world always screws someone over
[x] I can type fast, because I type every day

total: 4

[ ] My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office or something like that
[x] I can watch politics and laugh
[x]I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[ ]I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it
[ ] People have said that I act older than I am
[ ] I can be sent on an errand and not get sidetracked

total: 3

Aha. 19 also. See Ruixian, you are I are supposed to behave as if we were the same age. However, I guess some of the questions are unfair. Why should a person whose New Year Resolution for 2000 never to drink coffee because it's bad for health actually 1. drink black coffee, or 2. know how to make coffee? (Ok I cheat every now and then and drink a little coffee, but it's even rarer than me eating beef.) I have no car to wash, no lawn to mow. I guess in Singapore you'd have to be really rich to have either/both, and I'm certainly not there yet.

But this one. '
I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.' Ahhh... Some people take me seriously although I am above the age of 25 and don't have a job (student not really = job is it?). Maybe you have to be old enough to realise that if you act confidently enough, people tend to take you seriously anyway.

And this is the ultimately impossible one. 'People have said that I act older than I am'. People usually think I am younger than I am. Heehee. Thank goodness for the lack of wrinkles >.<.

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