How to Induce Girls to Use Terms of Endearment on You
1. Pick a girl for your bridge partner.
2. Arrange it such that you will pick up a hand with 7 spades and 4 points (S KJ) when vulnerable.
3. Arrange it such that on the same hand, your partner will pick up a hand with 7 Hearts, 2 Spades, 4 Clubs and 11 points.
4. Preempt 2S.
5. Pass your partner's forcing bid of 3H.
This method has been tried and tested, and has indeed been successful in not only sending the girl into an extreme state of excitement, it has also induced said girl to call the owner of this blog 'Dearie' multiple times during the hand.
She is, in fact, still calling him 'Dearie' as of today.
2. Arrange it such that you will pick up a hand with 7 spades and 4 points (S KJ) when vulnerable.
3. Arrange it such that on the same hand, your partner will pick up a hand with 7 Hearts, 2 Spades, 4 Clubs and 11 points.
4. Preempt 2S.
5. Pass your partner's forcing bid of 3H.
This method has been tried and tested, and has indeed been successful in not only sending the girl into an extreme state of excitement, it has also induced said girl to call the owner of this blog 'Dearie' multiple times during the hand.
She is, in fact, still calling him 'Dearie' as of today.
posted by Shelly at 8:35 AM
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