raining

It is raining cats-and-dogs-and-pawz-and-tailz! :D
but my p says it is hot there. haha.

Responsibilities and Friendship?

If I had KCN, I would definitely share it with you. Christmas or not.

Who says suicide is only for the weak? Those who have never attempted it before?

Maybe it's not for you. But if you love someone enough to aid them in their death, how would you live without them?

And if the KCN is to be used on someone you don't like, then as a friend I could help you dispose of that person. After which we could take the KCN. Together.

Because that is what friends are for.

All I want for Christmas is KCN

lalala~

How to Induce Girls to Use Terms of Endearment on You

1. Pick a girl for your bridge partner.
2. Arrange it such that you will pick up a hand with 7 spades and 4 points (S KJ) when vulnerable.
3. Arrange it such that on the same hand, your partner will pick up a hand with 7 Hearts, 2 Spades, 4 Clubs and 11 points.
4. Preempt 2S.
5. Pass your partner's forcing bid of 3H.

This method has been tried and tested, and has indeed been successful in not only sending the girl into an extreme state of excitement, it has also induced said girl to call the owner of this blog 'Dearie' multiple times during the hand.

She is, in fact, still calling him 'Dearie' as of today.